Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Police appoint new Witchfinder General

Paul Staines, also known as Guido Fawkes, has today been appointed Witchfinder General for the Metropolitan Police. He is the first person to hold the office of Witchfinder General for 350 years. Paul Staines is a 'Libertarian' and in a former life organised raves but his deep and abiding love of windows has turned him into a force for good on the side of The Law. He now plans to dedicate his life to the protection of the established order and the burning of people who break different laws from him or with magical powers.


  1. Who is this guy? And why should I care?

  2. Hilarious!
    exactly what we'd expect from this backward government

  3. Pretty sure this guy appeared in low budget action films as a bad guy... I mean, check out the facial fuzz!
    In all seriousness though, the only time the word Libertarian has ever done any good is when it was attached to Communism in the Spanish Civil War. If it's not anarcho-syndicalist/communism, then Libertarian screams 'American policy!'